But that isn't happening today.
Because watching William Shatner on Boston Legal is such a compelling thing. I'm a sucker for a good story, William Shatner and old movie footage near-seamlessly integrated into a show. Get yourselves a copy of the Season 3 episode Son of the Defender. You'll see what I mean.
I just wish coming to work a minute late didn't cost me a crapload of cash, though. But as I'm a teller of yarns, I'm always a sucker for a good one.