...by being one.
Slammed my head into a wall while running in the stairwell a week ago. It wasn't as painful as it was funny. I learned first-hand just what the boys at Fight Science talk about when they illustrate just how the energy of an impact to the skull travels through the brain and along the neck and spine and into the muscles in the shoulders and the back as they work to absorb and dissipate it. I was lucky that some of the impact was mitigated by my hands and arms (energy travels through them too, all the way to-- yes-- the shoulders and the back).
And just today, in my rush to get to work I forgot both of my cellphones when I would sorely need either one later... for when the fireworks would start. There won't be a way in hell barring telepathy that my parents would be able to know when to come for me later. They won't even know where to go to pick me up.
Too, I could have sworn that my ATM card was in my wallet yesterday. It was in my wallet yesterday. I've had no reason to take it out at any time except for when I really needed it, which is tonight.
I'll be en route to Cainta to pick up my phones, then to QC to track down my ATM card. (This is assuming of course that people in my QC house have been practicing their brand of silent interventions in my so-called wayward life.) Then I hie off to Alabang to join the folks. All of this to be done tonight.
But my year--in fact the last two-- haven't been exclusively marked by physical klutziness. I was also inexcusably socially inept.
C'est la vie.
I hope this is the last time that I'll be this klutzy-- you know, physically, mentally and what have you.
Happy new year, folks.